Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is
Khajiit has quick fingers.
This is the tweet that I always refer to when I say I will never listen to Marina and the Diamonds
Skype said it was ur birthday so happy birthday hope you get a tree or whatever botanists like maybe poison beans
Yes, my birthday was yesterday! I didn’t get a tree or poison beans (I think I still have some poison beans from 2 years ago in my seed drawer), but I did receive an extremely soft blanket and a giant tub of assorted crispy seeds that I like to put on everything.
and im sorry i havent shown up to the magical mahou shining finga, (ive been back and forth with a fuckin stomach flu and then being a piece of shit and not sleeping) and i think im still sick with something, and theres stuff that i can even barely handle chewing bc it makes me sick and i cant finsih w/o more sickness, hows ur skin doin? (i sent the asks askin 2 diff things btw right?)
what the fuck I got like 3 asks from you over several weeks and never got a notification for any of them ffffffff
I’m pretty sure getting sick during the summer is illegal. Because that is the worst.
My skin still sucks, I tried Dove’s “you cannot possibly be allergic to this” moisturizing soap and my skin is still dry and itchy so it’s back to the drawing board on that one.
there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting
I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT
THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM
You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?
You turn and walk away from the LOCAL LIBRARY, abandoning your mission to rent a moving van from the U-HAUL rental center. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT does not pursue you; as you make some distance from him, you can hear him sheathing his BROADSWORD back into its scabbard. You get home, but you never do rent a U-Haul van and have to give away all of your belongings in your old apartment before you move into your new apartment, leaving you eternally bitter and unhappy…